Did you know that I have a novella titled The Dying Horse coming out on January 24, 2012, from Main Street Rag, and it's available for pre-order for only $6? You didn't? You must not surf the Web, watch TV, read magazines or newspapers, or listen to the radio, because it's been featured on all major news and gossip sites and shows. Anyway, for every copy of TDH you pre-order, also choose one of the following things I'll do:
- beat your arch enemy to death with a tire iron
- make Criss Angel's teeth disappear by giving him a well-deserved punch in the mouth
- reinstate Joe Paterno as head coach of Penn State
- subject myself to Loutallica's Lulu
- go back in time to stop the Star Wars prequels from being made (offer also good for The Godfather: Part III, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, etc.)
- end the NBA lockout
- read and watch the Twilight saga and write a 1,000,000-word apologia
- pepper-spray some occupiers
- go forward in time to see if Sarah Palin serves a second term as president
- solve a murder mystery (see first bullet point)
Choose wisely. Drug habit preventing you from spending a measly $6? (I understand, because I regularly abuse caffeine.) There's always the Goodreads giveaway:
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